What’s happening today?

So let’s say you have job application questions. And they ask you some tough question that requires you to write an essay about an economic situation. You think better when you bounce ideas off people.

So how are you going to get free resources, without asking the wrong people (such as people who might be competing the same job?)

  1. Go on Tinder
  2. Swipe right on smart people #bonus if you are on campus, because likely people are smart
  3. If matched with smart people:
    1. ask job question
    2. get answer #because they trying to impress you #because they wanna show that they are thinking with the other head
      1. profit?????
  4. Else,
    1. ask your friends

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no one’s safe.

Okay I am clearly stress and need to be surrounded by a pile of cute corgis kthxbai.

P.S. I was joking, but not joking at the same time
P.P.S. I actually went on Tinder to ask this question and only this question.
P.P.P.S. I swiped on Asian kids for the first time because I know they are smart.
P.P.P.P.S. I promise this is just for fun.
P.P.P.P.P.S. I think Tinder is an untapped market for market research surveys.

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